How do Yarii do it? - Toyota Yaris Forums

2+2 · 07-25-2009, 06:53 PM

I just bought a new Yaris and got it home and now I want to consummate the relationship. National Geographic isn't helping me at all, there's no "Wild Yarii of Borneo" vids to look at. I'm picturing soft lighting. Some nice melodic music to put us in the mood. Some cheap wine. But then what?

Help!!! I've always known what to do and this is not good!

supmet · 07-25-2009, 07:05 PM

2 words:

Tail pipe.

gokartride · 07-25-2009, 07:27 PM

Consummating the relationship for me involves a nice relaxing nice trip to the car wash. Caressing your Yaris' subtle, but curvy, body w/ a sudsy car wash mitt...followed by a refreshing misty rinse...and then a thorough (but gentle) drying using the finest waffleweave microfiber does the trick. It is the ultimate bonding moment!!!

JustAnotherAsian · 07-25-2009, 08:04 PM

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Originally Posted by gokartride

Consummating the relationship for me involves a nice relaxing nice trip to the car wash. Caressing your Yaris' subtle, but curvy, body w/ a sudsy car wash mitt...followed by a refreshing misty rinse...and then a thorough (but gentle) drying using the finest waffleweave microfiber does the trick. It is the ultimate bonding moment!!!

^really? i do that and my car just sits there after all that work. we just end up staring at each other, leading to an awkward moment.

R2D2 · 07-25-2009, 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by 2+2

I just bought a new Yaris and got it home and now I want to consummate the relationship. National Geographic isn't helping me at all, there's no "Wild Yarii of Borneo" vids to look at. I'm picturing soft lighting. Some nice melodic music to put us in the mood. Some cheap wine. But then what?

Help!!! I've always known what to do and this is not good!

LOL

Congrats on the new ride!

R2

gokartride · 07-25-2009, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsian

i do that and my car just sits there after all that work.

Well it is a car!

Then you drive it!!!!

Greenthunder · 07-26-2009, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JustAnotherAsian

^really? i do that and my car just sits there after all that work. we just end up staring at each other, leading to an awkward moment.

My car doesn't even make eye contact with me. Wait wut?

CtrlAltDefeat · 07-26-2009, 04:06 AM

You consummate the relationship with your first mod

You slowly, gently place your spring onto her shock...

RHDVIPbB · 07-26-2009, 07:46 AM

i usually put a new pipe into the throttle body....

Yaris Hilton · 07-26-2009, 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by RHDVIPbB

i usually put a new pipe into the throttle body....

That sucks.

SailDesign · 07-26-2009, 09:53 AM

A drive, involving tight, twisty corners and a few long sweepers. Length of drive is immaterial, really, at this stage.

yaris prime · 07-26-2009, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by 2+2

I just bought a new Yaris and got it home and now I want to consummate the relationship. National Geographic isn't helping me at all, there's no "Wild Yarii of Borneo" vids to look at. I'm picturing soft lighting. Some nice melodic music to put us in the mood. Some cheap wine. But then what?

Help!!! I've always known what to do and this is not good!

Just take it slow. Pop the hood have a look around. Take a peek underneath the dash. Don't get too crazy at first or she may not start. Be sure not to rev too high until she is broken-in. Make it last.

Ok, this this just feels strange.

Anyway, welcome to the forum, neighbor. I get to A2 as much as I can. Love Arbor brewing Co.

GeneW · 07-26-2009, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2+2

I just bought a new Yaris and got it home and now I want to consummate the relationship. National Geographic isn't helping me at all, there's no "Wild Yarii of Borneo" vids to look at. I'm picturing soft lighting. Some nice melodic music to put us in the mood. Some cheap wine. But then what?

Help!!! I've always known what to do and this is not good!

A light spanking on the rear, followed by a nice hard ride, is all that a Yaris needs. Remember, it's from Japan and it's here to serve you.

Gene

nemelek · 07-26-2009, 05:47 PM

Start by stroking the stick shift and see what happens next.

CtrlAltDefeat · 07-26-2009, 06:06 PM

^ +1 That's what I did

roxy1 · 07-26-2009, 06:55 PM

slip into something comfortable, pour yourself a nice glass of chardonnay, and have a seat in your yaris. stick this cd into your yaris and let nature take its course:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIaxAWIv3OE

firebob · 07-26-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by supmet

2 words:

Tail pipe.

That’s why people like the split tips on there pipes.

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Originally Posted by PK198105

removing the dealer decals

I told my dealer that if they stuck one on my car I would not buy it.

CtrlAltDefeat · 07-26-2009, 08:07 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

07-25-2009, 06:53 PM	#1
2+2 Drives: 09 3Dr Manual Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Michigan Posts: 210	How do Yarii do it? I just bought a new Yaris and got it home and now I want to consummate the relationship. National Geographic isn't helping me at all, there's no "Wild Yarii of Borneo" vids to look at. I'm picturing soft lighting. Some nice melodic music to put us in the mood. Some cheap wine. But then what? Help!!! I've always known what to do and this is not good!

07-26-2009, 04:06 AM	#8
CtrlAltDefeat I ♥ Yaris View User's Garage Drives: Black 08 LB MT & red 97 Miata Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indianapolis IN Posts: 1,313	You consummate the relationship with your first mod You slowly, gently place your spring onto her shock... __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

07-26-2009, 07:46 AM	#9
RHDVIPbB Right beside you, wave Drives: 08 PBM Yaris Sedan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Louisville, KY Posts: 742	i usually put a new pipe into the throttle body.... __________________ 2008 Toyota Yaris Sedan. Pacific Blue Mica. Custom vinyl eyebrows, color matched interior trim pieces, Vios lip spoiler, 17" Maas rims 2010 Scion xB 7.0 Release Series. 1535 of 2000. Murasaki. Stock with TRD springs.

07-26-2009, 05:47 PM	#14
nemelek DWEED Drives: 3DR 2008 Metorite Metalic Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Arizona Posts: 1,161	Start by stroking the stick shift and see what happens next. __________________ Making a decision without following it with an action is still a fantasy.

07-26-2009, 06:06 PM	#15
CtrlAltDefeat I ♥ Yaris View User's Garage Drives: Black 08 LB MT & red 97 Miata Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indianapolis IN Posts: 1,313	^ +1 That's what I did __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

07-25-2009, 07:05 PM	#2
supmet Banned View User's Garage Drives: 2007 4 Door Yaris Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,357	2 words: Tail pipe.

07-25-2009, 07:27 PM	#3
gokartride Drives: 2009 Yaris 3-Door Liftback Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 213	Consummating the relationship for me involves a nice relaxing nice trip to the car wash. Caressing your Yaris' subtle, but curvy, body w/ a sudsy car wash mitt...followed by a refreshing misty rinse...and then a thorough (but gentle) drying using the finest waffleweave microfiber does the trick. It is the ultimate bonding moment!!!

07-26-2009, 09:53 AM	#11
SailDesign Drives: . Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: . Posts: 1,931	A drive, involving tight, twisty corners and a few long sweepers. Length of drive is immaterial, really, at this stage.

07-26-2009, 06:55 PM	#16
roxy1 Drives: 2014 yaris 5 speed Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: michigan Posts: 642	slip into something comfortable, pour yourself a nice glass of chardonnay, and have a seat in your yaris. stick this cd into your yaris and let nature take its course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIaxAWIv3OE

07-26-2009, 08:07 PM	#18
CtrlAltDefeat I ♥ Yaris View User's Garage Drives: Black 08 LB MT & red 97 Miata Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Indianapolis IN Posts: 1,313	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI __________________ The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell

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