Tiger Woods, John Edwards, Elliot Spitzer and Me

[SeriousBlack]

I've been visiting this forum since 2007 and I don't know if there's ever been a thread that allows cheating husbands/boyfriends to confess their sins. I'm not talking about the infidelity that gets splashed on magazine covers and cable entertainment shows. I'm talking about the indiscretions that we males allow ourselves when we make "covert" purchases for that mistress that sits quietly in our garage while we go to bed with our women. That harlot that asks for little other than fuel, cold air and a regular oil change. Most of us have one gentlemen - and her name is "Yaris".

In the past six weeks, I have slowly but surely diverted funds in the form of cash, undisclosed cashed cheques and small Visa transactions in anticipation of that special anniversary that we drool for every year - the shedding of the winters and the return of spring.

In a dark, rarely visited corner of my basement sit a new set of Tokico HP Blues and a set of H&R sport springs. On Tuesday, I will quietly slip the border to pick up my TRD rear sway bar. All of this is leading to what I hope will be a purchase of some Rota RB rims and rubber for the patient temptress I call SeriousBlack.

I won't go into the details of the "hows" and "wheres" but I'm curious as to how often our brethren have been "creative" in their purchases of Yarii parts, accessories, and other goodies. Don't get me wrong - married 16 yrs and love my wife...and I know there are SOME women on this site...but seriously guys, let's hear from the cheaters. How did you pull the purchases off? Have you gotten busted? Where do you hide stuff? How do you explain the more "obvious" cosmetic modifications?

And to all of you who, like me, keep a dark secret in your garage, here's to never getting caught!