Blew my horn and got laughed at

[The little red pill]

So, someone that doesn't know how to drive, cut me off. And of course I use liberal use of my horn and they proceed to point and laugh. I thought, you know, our horns are actually pretty gay sounding. Am I the only one who thinks this? Is there anything we can do to masculate our horn sounds? I'm thinking an air horn powered by compressed air, since obviously my car being red doesn't seem to prevent people pulling out right in front of me. Grrrrrr....

Just had to vent before I sit back and relax a little. lol