The Official *MAD DOG* jokes thread v2

[*MAD DOG*]

A man goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the
urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers
the urologist is a very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your
prostate today, but this is a new procedure and is a little
different from what you are probably are used to. I want
you to lie on your right side, bend your knees,then while I
check your prostate,take a deep breath and say,
'99' ".

The guy obeys and says,"99".

The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your
left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep
breath and say, '99".

Again, the guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, "Very good. Now then,
I want you to lie on your back with your
knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate
with this hand,and with the other hand I'm going to
hold on to your penis to keep it out of the way. Now take a
deep breath and say, '99'.


The guy begins,very slowly "One ........Two ........Three".