The Official *MAD DOG* jokes thread v2

[yaris2010RS]

Due to the climate of political correctness




Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as




'HILLBILLIES.'







You must now refer to them as







APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS .




And furthermore







HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:







1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a

' BREASTED AMERICAN. '







2. She is not 'EASY' - She is







'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE..'







3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a







'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY..'







4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a







'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'







5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes







' VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'







6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a







' LOW COST PROVIDER.'







HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:







1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a




'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'







2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is







' OVERLY CAUCASIAN.'







3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He




' INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'







4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in




'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'







5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' - He develops a case of




RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.'




(Loved this one!)







6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's




'TROUSER CLEAVAGE..'