Had to fight the urge to key a Honda civic today.

[Tamago]

you key my car for any reason and i'll cut off your fingers one by one with children's safety scissors







...just something to keep in mind...

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Originally Posted by YarisSedan

So story goes I was looking for parking at Santa Row to take my girlfreind to Karas Cupcakes. Its supose to be some super gormet cupcake shop where the cupcakes cost as much as a gormet coffe.

But anwyays i was driving around and found a parking spot the kind near the sidewalk. I looked in my rear view mirror and no one was behind me so i pull ahead of the spot a little and start to backup to paralell park. Out of nowhere a honda civic mashes his gas pedal and pulls nose in, into the parking spot i had to slam on my brakes to prevent from hitting him. Come on this is the holdays I cant belive people do stuff like this. Anyways i pulled around the block and drove by slowly and dogged him for the longest time. I hope i scared him cause i really thought about doing something. But I am better than he is so just drove and actually found a better parking spot out of the rain. I hope karma pays him back.

Reminds me of that seinfield episode if anyone knows what im talking about.

Yeah, that's Cali for you. We have tons of those asshats up here in Sac.

One time, I was taking my mom to Kaiser Vallejo, and we were waiting for this car to leave. I had my signal light on, and just waiting. Car backs out, and all of a sudden, an Explorer comes in and parks in it (and I've been waiting there for 5 minutes already). I was like "WTF!?" So my mom goes out and tells the woman that we had been waiting there. And guess what, the BITCH almost runs down my mom on her way out. After my mom's appointment, I drove around to where that bitch parked, and left her a "friendly" letter.

Note: I won't call a woman a "bitch" unless they endanger someone I care about. So no offense to anyone.

Originally Posted by nsmitchell

This would work too..
http://dallasclayton.com/2008/11/16/notes-2/

Originally Posted by Tamago

you key my car for any reason and i'll cut off your fingers one by one with children's safety scissors







...just something to keep in mind...

Why not go for the Achilles tendons. OUCH!

[PaidTimeOff]

Originally Posted by Tamago

you key my car for any reason and i'll cut off your fingers one by one with children's safety scissors







...just something to keep in mind...

Drive like a jerk, cutting people off and stealing parking spots and your car's gonna get keyed.


...just something else to keep in mind

Don't piss people off when you're going to park your car somewhere and then walk away from it. They can key your car, and drive away and you'll never see them again to cut their fingers off for it.