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KCALB SIRAY · 03-11-2009, 03:53 PM

lol, easy there's enough of this to go around

SIPNGAS · 03-11-2009, 03:57 PM

It's just one, big, happy threesome.

KCALB SIRAY · 03-11-2009, 03:58 PM

lol

KCALB SIRAY · 03-11-2009, 03:59 PM

time for lunches

SIPNGAS · 03-11-2009, 03:59 PM

And then he gets hungry. Shocker.

KCALB SIRAY · 03-11-2009, 04:01 PM

lol, BRB, gotta go get something bad for me

*jclo3313* · 03-11-2009, 04:01 PM

We need to bring a grill or two to the show. Just to feed Mike.

KCALB SIRAY · 03-11-2009, 04:03 PM

Hey!

..................you're right!

*jclo3313* · 03-11-2009, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Hey!

..................you're right!

Like I'm a lightweight.

SailDesign · 03-11-2009, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jclo3313

We need to bring a grill or two to the show. Just to feed Mike.

If you're going to do that, don't forget the Rules (as explained by my wife)....

RULES OF BBQ

After the long months of cold and winter, we will soon be coming up to summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of cooking a real man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine...

1) The woman buys the food.
2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand

Here comes the important part:

4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE
GRILL.

More routine....

5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine.....

8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table..
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women....

Darb · 03-11-2009, 04:10 PM

Nice, SD.

hatchbackkid82 · 03-11-2009, 04:13 PM

Like Chris Rock said in his stand up; "But here's what they don't tell you. You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond dick is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so fucking cheap."

*jclo3313* · 03-11-2009, 04:22 PM

Sail that was funny as hell.

SailDesign · 03-11-2009, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jclo3313

Sail that was funny as hell.

We aim to please. We usually miss, but we have fun trying.

*jclo3313* · 03-11-2009, 04:25 PM

Practice makes perfect.

KCALB SIRAY · 03-11-2009, 04:46 PM

I'm back, woohoo, food!

BLAZINBLUEVITZ · 03-11-2009, 04:53 PM

ZEFOXE gets new a/c compressor and freon.

*jclo3313* · 03-11-2009, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

I'm back, woohoo, food!

I ate a Zaxbys

03-11-2009, 03:53 PM	#14023
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	lol, easy there's enough of this to go around __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

03-11-2009, 03:57 PM	#14024
SIPNGAS I LOVE my Yaris! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Polar White LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Southeast Wisconsin Posts: 5,164	It's just one, big, happy threesome. __________________ We don't see things as THEY are...we see them as WE are. Lisa aka *SIPNGAS*

03-11-2009, 03:58 PM	#14025
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	lol __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

03-11-2009, 03:59 PM	#14026
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	time for lunches __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

03-11-2009, 03:59 PM	#14027
SIPNGAS I LOVE my Yaris! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Polar White LB Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Southeast Wisconsin Posts: 5,164	And then he gets hungry. Shocker. __________________ We don't see things as THEY are...we see them as WE are. Lisa aka *SIPNGAS*

03-11-2009, 04:01 PM	#14028
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	lol, BRB, gotta go get something bad for me __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

03-11-2009, 04:01 PM	#14029
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	We need to bring a grill or two to the show. Just to feed Mike. __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

03-11-2009, 04:03 PM	#14030
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Hey!..................you're right! __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

03-11-2009, 04:10 PM	#14033
Darb Bear Traffic Controller Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,833	Nice, SD.

03-11-2009, 04:13 PM	#14034
hatchbackkid82 Drives: . Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: . Posts: 1,828	Like Chris Rock said in his stand up; "But here's what they don't tell you. You can never make a woman happy, it's impossible. I've never met a happy woman in my life. They're always complaining about something. You can fuck a woman with a diamond dick and make her come ten times, and she'll still complain. "Why did you make me come so hard? This diamond dick is cloudy, why didn't you go to Tiffany's? You're so fucking cheap."

03-11-2009, 04:22 PM	#14035
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Sail that was funny as hell. __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

03-11-2009, 04:25 PM	#14037
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Practice makes perfect. __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

03-11-2009, 04:46 PM	#14038
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	I'm back, woohoo, food! __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

03-11-2009, 04:53 PM	#14039
BLAZINBLUEVITZ View User's Garage Drives: 2007 YARIS 3DOOR Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NEW YORK Posts: 1,275	ZEFOXE gets new a/c compressor and freon. __________________ EVERYBODY EVENTUALLY COMES BACK TO YARISWORLD......

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