Rap Battle

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

you said i snorted crack, which is wack
so i cocked my fist .....and fired back
sorry if i hit a soft spot, wait i'll stop

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

[eTiMaGo]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

take yo hand off the mic
since your rap is not tight
grab yo nuts and squeeze
cause I'm beggin ya please

don't like the drop on yo fo'head
cause we both be rollin like jarheads
bringing the pain to yo do'ar
makin yo beeotch ask for mo'ar

K Calb ...you come.... straight from the sticks
Va is the land of rednecks and hicks
travelin in your yaris .....prolly king of the strip
cause all the rednecks have trucks with shotguns equipped