Rap Battle

[enobmort42]

you "lol" like its no one's business
but can u keep wit da rhyme,
but when u post up in here,
ya got nothin' but time.

if we ain't gonna botha'
with yo' nonsense and holla',
then there's no sense in keepin'
with yo' pointlessness 'n jarg'n!

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

you "lol" like its no one's business
but can u keep wit da rhyme,
but when u post up in here,
ya got nothin' but time.

if we ain't gonna botha'
with yo' nonsense and holla',
then there's no sense in keepin'
with yo' pointlessness 'n jarg'n!

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast

[enobmort42]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?

Dont be hatin on the NH cause we have all the farms
you guys have land o lakes where lots of butter is churned
You have sales taxes up the butt and jobs are something of the past
your state is super smelly from the all retirees passing gas

Speaking of gas, i prolly should hit up taco bell...


mmm.. chicken soft taco supreme
with gobs of sour cream
then fries from mcdonals
to destroy my self esteem
wash it down with a coke
or pepsi from taco bell
might as well get a choco taco, ahh what the hell

Sorry i got distracted ..
its late and i'm hungry
when you get to NH
we'll hit a drive through in our yarii

I rarely eat fast food
but I must confess
your rhymes were better that time
i surely was impressed.

but dont let your guard down
i have a roll of quarters in my grip
take a lyrical swing at you
and i'll give you a fat lip.