Rap Battle

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...

to me, curses set atop a sentence like a cherry
perhaps, in a past life i was a sailor, like jerry
and yea, i like music, maybe a band or two
nothin like rockin some BTBAM then Frou Frou
so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

to me, curses set atop a sentence like a cherry
perhaps, in a past life i was a sailor, like jerry
and yea, i like music, maybe a band or two
nothin like rockin some BTBAM then Frou Frou
so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

Worth a bill?
which one?
you talking bout the one with george washington on?

That's a pitty
that aint worth nothin
and j lo's ass?
well, it aint really that pretty

your certainly right
that's what yoda would say
he'd also tell ya
"James bond you are? he is totally gay"

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

if you're james bond, call me double-o 6
runnin through the jungle with xenia, runnin this sh*t
bailin on MI-6, and fakin my death
you're stunned, speachless, cant take a breath
so keep goin on with these silly games
but i leave you with this, "for england james?"