Stupidest or most embarrassing thing you did lately?

[BailOut]

I mentioned this in another thread but it belongs here, too.

While on a nice, lazy bicycle ride on a paved path last Sunday, and while riding my full suspension mountain bike (because my wife was on the hybrid bike), I managed to hook my rear tire on a railroad track. I was clipped in to the pedals and as I lost all forward progress and pumped hard to try to power out of it all I managed was to power myself right into the ground. I did this right in front of a park full of people and got so twisted up on the ground that I had to unclip my left foot with my hands to start the process of getting back up.