Bye bye Asya

[HTM Yaris]

A long time ago , in a far away land called South Carolina . There was a handsome young lad named "Sir Dumfuk" . Sir Dumfuk drove a super kool 1986 Datsun 200 SX hatch . One day the engine of the Datsun just stopped . Sir Dumfuk took the much loved Datsun to a mechanic . The mechanic presented an estimate of $3200 to have the car fixed ! Sir Dumfuk , disgusted at this point , called a tow truck to have his beloved Datsun towed back home . During the ride home Sir Dumfuk was expressing his displeasure with the mechanic to the tow truck driver . The tow truck driver then said " You should let my buddy look at your car . He's really good with cars and if he can't fix your car I'll tow your car anywhere for free " So now Sir Dumfuk is at the Buddy's mechanic shop . The Datsun is in the bay with the hood up . The Buddy's mechanic grabs a long handled screwdriver and touches both post of the battery which produces a huge spark then looks at Sir Dumfuk and says "well ya got fire , now lets see if ya got gas " . He then proceeds to make an adjustment on the throttlebody and then ask Sir Dumfuk to try and start the car . To Sir Dumfuk's amazement the car started up . The car was revving really high and then the Buddy's mechanic made another adjustment with the screwdriver and viola ..... Sir Dumfuk's car was purring like kitten The Buddy's mechanic said to Sir Dumfuk " Ya gotta keep an eye on that screw there Chief , they have a tendency to back out " . " Yes Sir , Thank you Sir , How much do I owe you Sir " replied Sir Dumfuk . "Hmmm let me see .. a cold Mountain Dew sho would hit the spot right about now" the Buddy's mechanic said . Needless to say , Sir dumfuk went to the nearest store and bought a cooler , 20lbs of ice and case of Mountain Dew to pay the Buddy's mechanic .

Moral of the story.....Thank Goodness for Mountain Dew


Seriously , get another mechanic to look at Asya .....

[JumpmanYaris]

Originally Posted by HTM Yaris

A long time ago , in a far away land called South Carolina . There was a handsome young lad named "Sir Dumfuk" . Sir Dumfuk drove a super kool 1986 Datsun 200 SX hatch . One day the engine of the Datsun just stopped . Sir Dumfuk took the much loved Datsun to a mechanic . The mechanic presented an estimate of $3200 to have the car fixed ! Sir Dumfuk , disgusted at this point , called a tow truck to have his beloved Datsun towed back home . During the ride home Sir Dumfuk was expressing his displeasure with the mechanic to the tow truck driver . The tow truck driver then said " You should let my buddy look at your car . He's really good with cars and if he can't fix your car I'll tow your car anywhere for free " So now Sir Dumfuk is at the Buddy's mechanic shop . The Datsun is in the bay with the hood up . The Buddy's mechanic grabs a long handled screwdriver and touches both post of the battery which produces a huge spark then looks at Sir Dumfuk and says "well ya got fire , now lets see if ya got gas " . He then proceeds to make an adjustment on the throttlebody and then ask Sir Dumfuk to try and start the car . To Sir Dumfuk's amazement the car started up . The car was revving really high and then the Buddy's mechanic made another adjustment with the screwdriver and viola ..... Sir Dumfuk's car was purring like kitten The Buddy's mechanic said to Sir Dumfuk " Ya gotta keep an eye on that screw there Chief , they have a tendency to back out " . " Yes Sir , Thank you Sir , How much do I owe you Sir " replied Sir Dumfuk . "Hmmm let me see .. a cold Mountain Dew sho would hit the spot right about now" the Buddy's mechanic said . Needless to say , Sir dumfuk went to the nearest store and bought a cooler , 20lbs of ice and case of Mountain Dew to pay the Buddy's mechanic .

Moral of the story.....Thank Goodness for Mountain Dew


Seriously , get another mechanic to look at Asya .....

Man I was laughing so hard I had to go pee