What are my options for SERIOUSLY protecting by front grille and real bumper?

[Absolutely Red 12]

Originally Posted by Yaristeve

For the rear, I would install a trailer hitch with the biggest, greasiest, scratched/nicked up towing ball or install a trailer hitch bike rack (even if you don't use it for bicycles). On the front, a similar tow hook perhaps?

No joke!!
I had an Expedition with a hitch and ball. It lined up perfectly with the average Honda Civic grill!!