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05-22-2013, 12:25 PM
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♣♀Yaris'ing♀♣
Drives: 2013 Yaris 3-Door LE ~Pearl~ Join Date: May 2013
Location: San Antonio
Posts: 250
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Old man just bought his first sports car.
As he's driving 100+ MPH when a cop spots him and gives chase. He thinks "Oh hell I'm too old to stop now.", So he goes faster. Finally he runs out of gas and the cop walks up and taps on his window. The cop looks him dead in the eyes and says: "Sir, It's the end of my shift and if you can come up with something I haven't heard before I'll let you go." The old man ponders and says: . . . . . . . . . . . "Officer, My wife ran off with a deputy a few decades back and I thought you were trying to bring her crazy a** back." "Sir, Have a great night." replied the officer as he went back to his squad car.
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