US Yaris: Adding a tach?

[Yaris Revenge]

Originally Posted by nsracing

id like to add a tach to my yaris but im afraid to, but on the other side whats the point unless you go stick right? but see what i wanna figure out is what can i do to the car to make the car faster, i got a friend who has a 2006 mitsu lancer OZ and he keeps on wanning to race and i know i cant win unless i do things to my car but what and how can i do about doing it to make sure i win???

1.) Give up racing.
~or~
2.) Buy a different car.
~or~
3.)Sabotage.

He's sporting at least 12 more HP than you, and that's if he's running stock. And it sounds like you have the automatic Yaris, which is about as quick as a turd rolling downhill (based on my test drive, anyway). Besides, what does it prove if he wins a goofy street race with a Yaris? Tell him he must have a small penis if he's proud of such accomplishments.

~YR