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lol oh yea cuz people wanna see my fat ass neked... lol
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Drives: 07 liftback Join Date: Apr 2009
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plump is a better word
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still means the same thing...
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Drives: 07 liftback Join Date: Apr 2009
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not exactly fat is negative, plump is positve, fat says to much , plump says just right, helps you develope a better self image,
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ok, so i go from a cow to a turkey..
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Drives: 07 liftback Join Date: Apr 2009
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you are letting the anorexics define you, the hell with em. if you can like yourself as you are others will too. now i sleep
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i dont lack esteem or confidence.. i have plenty to go around.. i just know the truth...
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Drives: 07 liftback Join Date: Apr 2009
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google " rubens" images
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At home checkin up on the forum and adding to my jokes thread. I may as well post one here too.
Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.' She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf. Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on.' She told him 'you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.' Again he thanked her and continued playing golf. When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living. 'I'm in sales.' she said. He replied, 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?' She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold and finally, she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised. She said, 'I sell KOTEX (Sanitary Napkins)'. He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically. She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'. He replied (still with tears in his eyes), 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper..... I'm still one hole behind you.'
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Eating a steak fajita burrito from Chipotle - and damn is it good!
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Getting ready (pre-drinking) for the 2009 Yellow Pass. Its a Medalla Light (Beer) event here where I live.
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swallowing an other bad news from work....yup more job but no raise due to financial crisis...every excuses are good to cut on salary I guess...
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I worked for a company for the last five years that laid off people a couple of times each year, failed to give raises and piled the work on the remaining staff. I told them to take a hike. They couldn't believe I was quitting without something else lined up, but I did. The only down side is that I feel bad for the coworkers I left behind because now they will just have more work to do. Remember you work for them at YOUR pleasure not theirs (financial constraints notwithstanding of course.) Companies like to talk about loyalty but they'll not hesitate to kick someone to the curb when times get tough, so my loyalty only goes so far. |
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At home relaxin after a 5hour meeting at work and taking the yaris to michel tires. The tire went flat last night and the hubby put spare on for me. Turns out it wasnt a leak in the tire but that there was a hole in the valve stem.
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I wish I could just go and quit! I have a familly that depend on me and in this city here there is no other job that paid over 12$ an hour! well whatever! I know im doing a very good job and someday Ill have the opportunity to leave there and tell them to put there customer where the sun dont shine often! sooner or later they will loose half of there work force as per people are freaking tired of there B.S.!
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At work on meal break wishing i was anywhere but work right now.
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Sitting at work eating a bagle.
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sitting in my home office waiting for 5pm to kick in for my last shift of the week finally!!!
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