Rap Battle

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

hollister's tha' pits and abercrombie's the hell hole,
i wouldn't go there, if it meant bein' a man-hoe.

you, on the other-hand can't help but to stay,
since ya got no where ta' be, so ur there night and day.

my state's da' bomb cuz we got beaches and sun,
and when it comes to spring break, hell, we just got tha' fun!

NH's not great, since all u got are farms,
and dirt roads and pot holes and chicks with hairy arms.

sure it's the free state, and i'll be there soon,
so just pump yo' brakes and chill it 'til June.

since u be hatin' and wanna kick it high,
i be steppin' up my game to bring it all night.
if you wanna rap, you gotta drop a beat,
but since you can't do it, might as well eat.

taco bell's open til midnight or later,
so's mcdonald's, or are u a hater?

i just got done layin' down my line o' raps,
so what u got lyin' in yo' rusty... dirty... filthy... traps?

Dont be hatin on the NH cause we have all the farms
you guys have land o lakes where lots of butter is churned
You have sales taxes up the butt and jobs are something of the past
your state is super smelly from the all retirees passing gas

Speaking of gas, i prolly should hit up taco bell...


mmm.. chicken soft taco supreme
with gobs of sour cream
then fries from mcdonals
to destroy my self esteem
wash it down with a coke
or pepsi from taco bell
might as well get a choco taco, ahh what the hell

Sorry i got distracted ..
its late and i'm hungry
when you get to NH
we'll hit a drive through in our yarii

I rarely eat fast food
but I must confess
your rhymes were better that time
i surely was impressed.

but dont let your guard down
i have a roll of quarters in my grip
take a lyrical swing at you
and i'll give you a fat lip.

[yaris-me]

[PETERPOOP]

What's goin on in here? I was just browsing the posts
I found this thread, and I thought it was pretty dope.

[ChinoCharles]

Rap Battle

okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

This is all in good fun.. roast all you want but be prepared to take it too :)



So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic-

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Hold up, wait a minute, what the hell is all this?
Oh, wait, now I get it, its my big chance to diss
On all of you members who post bunk ass threads
So your post count goes up and grows big with your head
But in the end, the fact of the matter is as follows:
None of you can spit, but you all sure do...

-drops mic-

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

[puetato89]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by puetato89

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

[puetato89]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

your lady has a mustache
and you're a bit confused
you thought she was a woman
but she's prolly a dude
you thought it was hem-roids
but hes smugglin a sausage
if your relationship was a tv show
we'd know who the boss is .

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that came along.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that wanted my schlong.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

[PETERPOOP]

Originally Posted by puetato89

this this thing is pretty wack, and a lil' bit gay
but ive been bored for a while, so i guess ill play..
but then again i have nothing 2 say...
tinygiant is really cool but i doubt hes straight
for him gay day is everyday
just like his kentucky buddy shay

HA, HA, i love the word gay
but please don't mistake me, i don't swing that way
I just, think, it's a really funny word
Just like my name, it refers to a terd.

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by PETERPOOP

HA, HA, i love the word gay
but please don't mistake me, i don't swing that way
I just, think, it's a really funny word
Just like my name, it refers to a terd.

Did he just say turd? You gotta be kiddin...
The smell is coming from right where you were sittin.
Your rhymes are so weak they need protein shakes
And even then the atrophy is too much to take.
Its like a third grader picked up a thesaurus
And threw some darts at it, poked it till pourus
And all of the verbs that he happened to hit
Ended up in his rhymes, which again, smell like...
Aw, I couldn't say such a horrible word.
I guess you were right, we'll just stick with turd.

[puetato89]

i love your reversed name, whats that say...
oh black yaris, i see your dislexic like your mom, anyways
well its almost time 2 got work,
but it aint always easy when your mom always wants more
so ill put her on the floor
and after i walk through the door
ill make sure she's sore
while you contimplate why you got in this for

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by puetato89

i love your reversed name, whats that say...
oh black yaris, i see your dislexic like your mom, anyways
well its almost time 2 got work,
but it aint always easy when your mom always wants more
so ill put her on the floor
and after i walk through the door
ill make sure she's sore
while you contimplate why you got in this for

Hold up, my cell phone is ringing
I just got a call and everyones prayin
"yeah uh-huh, that's right she be trippin,
I can't believe that I'm still itchin"
Wednesday came and she still wanted me to pound her
So I rolled her over and onto some flour
I did my business, got my rocks and then paid
Kicked her out da house in her red dress and they all yelled "Hey Kool-aid"

[KCALB SIRAY]

lol, classic

[ChinoCharles]

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

Sweet as can be, that's what I've been told
keepin it real, you spit like a 13 year old