Rap Battle

[puetato89]

i love your reversed name, whats that say...
oh black yaris, i see your dislexic like your mom, anyways
well its almost time 2 got work,
but it aint always easy when your mom always wants more
so ill put her on the floor
and after i walk through the door
ill make sure she's sore
while you contimplate why you got in this for

[KCALB SIRAY]

lol, classic

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

comin to you live from kentucky
the home of fried chicken
yall's ears be meltin from the rhymes that im spittin
takin yall to school like us county boys do
even though i bet you picture me wearin no shoes
when truth be told, you need the country, bro
to bring you the whiskey and bourbon to forget that hoe
that you laid last night, you put up a fight, till that third horsemen started to alter your sight
she went from a one to ten, in less than two, leavin you fit to leave your boys and see this one through
wakin up in the mornin, lay back, lightin a smoke
till you see what you did and you start to choke
when 'brenda' walks in and 'shes not at all tiny
'she' walks over, with a swagger, like a carrot up 'her' hiney
sits down on the bed, lookin directly at you
says deeply "charles, you ready for round two?"




thats the best i got atm, haha

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that came along.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by puetato89

lmao...

thats really cool
but when you take your wife to highschool
remember whose the fool
cause shes only sixteen you tool...

so what if i met my wife while she was in high school
should b giving ill props for swimming in the fountain of youth
2 year difference is that much
where all adults who gives a, say what?!

the gap in our age is smaller than the gap in yo teeth
prolly floss with a banana and i think his name is steve

[ChinoCharles]

Originally Posted by PETERPOOP

HA, HA, i love the word gay
but please don't mistake me, i don't swing that way
I just, think, it's a really funny word
Just like my name, it refers to a terd.

Did he just say turd? You gotta be kiddin...
The smell is coming from right where you were sittin.
Your rhymes are so weak they need protein shakes
And even then the atrophy is too much to take.
Its like a third grader picked up a thesaurus
And threw some darts at it, poked it till pourus
And all of the verbs that he happened to hit
Ended up in his rhymes, which again, smell like...
Aw, I couldn't say such a horrible word.
I guess you were right, we'll just stick with turd.

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

My boy Tiny, can fling it like a monkey
Yo breath kinda smells like it...kinda funky
That's right, my dick hangs two inches....from the ground
I had to bust it out to keep yo girl from givin' me a frown.
Like the movie goes, I said it to your girl one night
"Stop lying, alright? Besides, I had the jimmy on extra tight."

that was probably my uncle
cause my wife wasnt home last night
so for you sake i hope it was on tight

if it really hangs ....two inches from the floor
you prolly have stubby legs or std growths galore

you might want to buy
a pant leg and a shoe
cause just like this rap battle you might lose your weiner too

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I'm impressed with the story, but you got it all wrong...
It wasn't a lady that wanted my schlong.
See, what happened was I rolled over mid-slumber
And looked at my hand and I saw a number
I didn't remember how it got there at all,
But it made more sense when I gave it a call.
Some dude answered and said "Hello, who's this?"
It was in a voice tone that I couldn't miss.
I stifled a laugh and said "Sup J Shay...
I've got something to tell you... I think you're gay."
So next time you spit, slow down and make sure
Your story is straight... well, more than you were.

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

dude, you're coming to kentucky for the meet, and im takin EVERYONE out for the bambi walk!

http://louisville.about.com/b/2008/0...bambi-walk.htm
...and we have ALOT of bars

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by puetato89

i love your reversed name, whats that say...
oh black yaris, i see your dislexic like your mom, anyways
well its almost time 2 got work,
but it aint always easy when your mom always wants more
so ill put her on the floor
and after i walk through the door
ill make sure she's sore
while you contimplate why you got in this for

Hold up, my cell phone is ringing
I just got a call and everyones prayin
"yeah uh-huh, that's right she be trippin,
I can't believe that I'm still itchin"
Wednesday came and she still wanted me to pound her
So I rolled her over and onto some flour
I did my business, got my rocks and then paid
Kicked her out da house in her red dress and they all yelled "Hey Kool-aid"

[ChinoCharles]

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

[KCALB SIRAY]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

Sweet as can be, that's what I've been told
keepin it real, you spit like a 13 year old

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

if you came to the battle you better come in rhyme
cause if you didnt you're just wasting our time.

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Sweet as can be, that's what I've been told
keepin it real, you spit like a 13 year old

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

like the great samuari that lets his sword rust
i dont always spit, cause if i do you're f**ked
you wanna rhyme, thats fine leave it with your friends at home
cause im the illest emcee you've heard since fat tone

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

admit it , your emo, thats why you dont rap
but like me you prolly think most hip hop is crap
your hair is as black as e'ryone in this thread thinks they are
but the redeeming fact is we drive a sweet car

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...