Rap Battle

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Sweet as can be, that's what I've been told
keepin it real, you spit like a 13 year old

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

kcalbs rhymes are short
like i hear chinos weenie is
j-shay told me, he knows,
cause they co-father a kid

puetato can't spell
and his dog looks like a luck dragon
where did mad dog go I wasnt finished raggin'

Peterpoop is from hawaii
need i say more?
enob's not her here he must be working the door

at the gay bar that etamigo dances at
yaris-me your belly rolling cause your santa fat

(change beat)

j-shay life time membership
which he got from dvlnblkdrs and yar1s too
they heard it was appropriate because he likes the dudes

did I leave anyone one out
cause that would be a shame
this is a rapping ambush
from a yaris renegade

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

your last beat didnt make too much sense
but screw it, im bored, and i like to diss
and so what if theres a lady or two that likes me
they all be a thousand miles away, like plain white t's

so next time you wanna battle, dont press your luck
if im in the thread, you're nothin short of f**ked

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Why doesn't anyone wanna battle me?
Probably because I'm just that f'n sweet.

Oh, one last thing, and I hate to be mean...
But due to forum drama, keep it PG13

I'll go back and edit some of mine...
You should all do the same before I bust out my 9!

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Did he just say turd? You gotta be kiddin...
The smell is coming from right where you were sittin.
Your rhymes are so weak they need protein shakes
And even then the atrophy is too much to take.
Its like a third grader picked up a thesaurus
And threw some darts at it, poked it till pourus
And all of the verbs that he happened to hit
Ended up in his rhymes, which again, smell like...
Aw, I couldn't say such a horrible word.
I guess you were right, we'll just stick with turd.

You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

:P

P.S. Good game guys good game. No hate. Just for Fun!

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by gwasabi

P.S. Good game guys good game. No hate. Just for Fun!

i'm glad more people are getting into it .. its fun :) stretch the brain a little :)

[ChinoCharles]

You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

lol which ones? the 007 lines or DCFC/Jlo?

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.



Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I aint the only one enjoying my rhymes,
i told you bro your chick all over my lines.
Woah, dude, hold up man my mom just called yo
she said "Your friend's mad. what was his name? Chino?
He said your with his girlfriend. is that true?
Well come home boy, it's past your curfew.
And that girl of his, bring her with you.
and maybe you'll get some with her in bed too"
Holy cow! What a day! I'm luckier than most!
Rap battlin with the chino on this pretty awesome post.
Too bad your not a real challenge,im sorry but I gotta say
Whos up next, chino get outta the way.

[ChinoCharles]

Jlo!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now...
Oh my lord, it hurts, ow, ow!

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Jlo!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now...
Oh my lord, it hurts, ow, ow!

gracias!

[ChinoCharles]

so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

BAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[KCALB SIRAY]

As I sit here ready to go
I'm sure Chuck's thinking, I'm ready to "flow"
Little does he know, that getting mud for turtle
doesn't really matter if it's from his aunt Mertle
His previous rhymes were nothing short of a fluke
But using your dog to make Joey puke!?


later guys

[gwasabi]

no hate no hate!

[ChinoCharles]

Its all in good fun, dude, relax, relax,
Now having said that, time to kick your rhyme's ass.

I like how you put a "the" in front of my name,
A sign of respect for an OG in this game.
I usually battle the post, maybe not the person,
But your rhyme was so weak, its almost a diversion,
So lets ignore the rest and get sick lyrical
As it should be, cuz my words are a damn miracle
But in all fairness, I've had a lot of practice
Punkin' kids who think a mic is rights for a rap disc
I've done it all kid, hip-hop and rock
Ask Thomas's ringer, I've even done pop
I eat music for breakfast and crap it out before bed
But not before talkin' to your Mom, like I said.
See I do this all day son, get paid to play son,
Go out a single man, come home a king son
You're playing a little bit outta your league, son...
You said my chick... but hey, which one?
Specify, rectify, stupify, spit,
Captivate, animate, entertain, sh!t,
But before you tell me those words were too large,
Didn't they tell you? I make the rules, I'm in charge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Its all in good fun, dude, relax, relax,
Now having said that, time to kick your rhyme's ass.

I like how you put a "the" in front of my name,
A sign of respect for an OG in this game.
I usually battle the post, maybe not the person,
But your rhyme was so weak, its almost a diversion,
So lets ignore the rest and get sick lyrical
As it should be, cuz my words are a damn miracle
But in all fairness, I've had a lot of practice
Punkin' kids who think a mic is rights for a rap disc
I've done it all kid, hip-hop and rock
Ask Thomas's ringer, I've even done pop
I eat music for breakfast and crap it out before bed
But not before talkin' to your Mom, like I said.
See I do this all day son, get paid to play son,
Go out a single man, come home a king son
You're playing a little bit outta your league, son...
You said my chick... but hey, which one?
Specify, rectify, stupify, spit,
Captivate, animate, entertain, sh!t,
But before you tell me those words were too large,
Didn't they tell you? I make the rules, I'm in charge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

[gwasabi]

Doin it for years you say? That's too bad
looks like you need more practice buddy, just a tad.

I see why your flows a joke, it's easy to say
It's not hard to make shit for music when it comes out the other way
I wonder what it's like, coming home the king of gays
Wait till your mom finds out, oh boy that'll be the day.

captivate animate entertain shit?
popping locking docking mocking hit!
I can rhyme couple words if that's fine and dandy
but that's not what we're tryin to do, alright buddy?

accept your rank, make your bank, do what you like everyday
as for me compared to you? well I'm ahead of the game.
When you catch up, let me know and spit me your flow.
Until then please refrain, BTW thats a cute show.

[johnnypaseo]

As far as the eye can see its all real
i got snipers in the roof top yo Prepare to kill,
All it takes is one shot, cuz we're ready,
to simplify shit, you want clips i got plenty, lol!!