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*MAD DOG* · 01-07-2009, 03:25 AM

Maybe this will cheer you up then.....

Zen Teachings

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3. No one is listening until you fart.

4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

SIPNGAS · 01-07-2009, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I'm still @ work. Probably will be until 1:30 or so. Shitty dayyyyyyy.

Have you not gone to bed yet, Charles? I'm quite certain you aren't actually UP this early...

*MAD DOG* · 01-07-2009, 07:44 AM

Just finished work until 1st Feb! YAY! I'll unwind on the pc for a bit, go to sleep and tomorrow i have to pack for my vacation, take the rabbit to a boarding kennel (yes they look after rabbits too), get the Yaris serviced and lots lots more.

*jclo3313* · 01-07-2009, 08:54 AM

Back to work.(It's my monday)

dvlnblkdrs · 01-07-2009, 09:01 AM

still awake.. not sure why

33OH · 01-07-2009, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

I was sick of the spoof pictures of me a month ago, but its the Internet and I don't care. Have fun guys.

Sorry Charles. I'll stop.

It's only because I love you.

33OH · 01-07-2009, 09:07 AM

And back at work. Hump day. And I'm excited to have a date tonight. Woohoo!

dvlnblkdrs · 01-07-2009, 09:07 AM

awww the man love is so cute!

*jclo3313* · 01-07-2009, 09:07 AM

Go to sleep Jill. It's Wed. Nothing fun going on.

dvlnblkdrs · 01-07-2009, 09:07 AM

a date on a wednesday? strange.....

33OH · 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM

I don't discriminate. I date all 7 days of the week.

Plus it's soup and a breadbowl night at the local deli. That's where we're headed. Possibly a movie after? Up to her.

*jclo3313* · 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM

You have a date?

dvlnblkdrs · 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM

i cant sleep!!! the other side of my bed just isnt the same kinda comfy...

dont even ask y i can sleep on my side of the bed.. lol

dvlnblkdrs · 01-07-2009, 09:09 AM

awww i want a date.. nobody dates me.. im the undateable

*jclo3313* · 01-07-2009, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryank

I don't discriminate. I date all 7 days of the week.

Plus it's soup and a breadbowl night at the local deli. That's where we're headed. Possibly a movie after? Up to her.

You have breadbowl nite.....funny one Ryan.

33OH · 01-07-2009, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvlnblkdrs

awww i want a date.. nobody dates me.. im the undateable

Aw.

Nothing ever come from mine, so its okay.

*jclo3313* · 01-07-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dvlnblkdrs

awww i want a date.. nobody dates me.. im the undateable

It must be a choice you have made on your own. Fun girl like you should have no trouble at all.

33OH · 01-07-2009, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jclo3313

You have breadbowl nite.....funny one Ryan.

And her favorite restaurant is Subway.. I think we're soulmates.

01-07-2009, 03:25 AM	#5923
MAD DOG Drives: 2011 Toyota Camry Hybrid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 6,412	Maybe this will cheer you up then..... Zen Teachings 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any. 3. No one is listening until you fart. 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it. 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen. 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... then things just keep getting worse. 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. __________________ "Manual labour is not for me. In fact i'm not even sure non manual work is either." -Anthony Linton Check out ▬▬► I like I like ◄▬▬ for more fun on Facebook

01-07-2009, 07:44 AM	#5925
MAD DOG Drives: 2011 Toyota Camry Hybrid Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 6,412	Just finished work until 1st Feb! YAY! I'll unwind on the pc for a bit, go to sleep and tomorrow i have to pack for my vacation, take the rabbit to a boarding kennel (yes they look after rabbits too), get the Yaris serviced and lots lots more. __________________ "Manual labour is not for me. In fact i'm not even sure non manual work is either." -Anthony Linton Check out ▬▬► I like I like ◄▬▬ for more fun on Facebook

01-07-2009, 08:54 AM	#5926
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Back to work.(It's my monday) __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

01-07-2009, 09:01 AM	#5927
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	still awake.. not sure why __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

01-07-2009, 09:07 AM	#5930
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	awww the man love is so cute! __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

01-07-2009, 09:07 AM	#5929
33OH Drives: '08 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Dover, Ohio Posts: 7,606	And back at work. Hump day. And I'm excited to have a date tonight. Woohoo!

01-07-2009, 09:07 AM	#5931
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	Go to sleep Jill. It's Wed. Nothing fun going on. __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

01-07-2009, 09:07 AM	#5932
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	a date on a wednesday? strange..... __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

01-07-2009, 09:09 AM	#5933
33OH Drives: '08 Yaris Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Dover, Ohio Posts: 7,606	I don't discriminate. I date all 7 days of the week. Plus it's soup and a breadbowl night at the local deli. That's where we're headed. Possibly a movie after? Up to her.

01-07-2009, 09:09 AM	#5934
jclo3313 Super Moderator View User's Garage Drives: Absolutely red Liftback Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodstock, Ga Posts: 7,816	You have a date? __________________ Obama Can't Gymkhana!

01-07-2009, 09:09 AM	#5935
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	i cant sleep!!! the other side of my bed just isnt the same kinda comfy... dont even ask y i can sleep on my side of the bed.. lol __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"

01-07-2009, 09:09 AM	#5936
dvlnblkdrs Shush! View User's Garage Drives: 2007 toyota yaris Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: orange, ca Posts: 3,521	awww i want a date.. nobody dates me.. im the undateable __________________ "Kids sure like the devil these days"