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[jclo3313]

What clor green were you thinking?

[dvlnblkdrs]

like the xb green

[jclo3313]

I think I know what your talking about, cool color.

[dvlnblkdrs]

yup definitely... so sparkly! lol this is my first car thats not green, so thats a problem... lol thats y my first mod was to paint the center console green.. although its not the right green.. green is green..lol

[KCALB SIRAY]

Evan Baxter: [high pitched] D-bow d-bit d-bow
[unintelligible chicken squawking]
Evan Baxter: Bucka-bow, dee buck.
Director: Someone get him some water please.
Susan Ortega: Looks like my new co-anchor may need a glass of water.
Evan Baxter: [clears throat] Oh, there we go. Sorry about that. In other news the Prime Minister of Sweden visited Washington today and my tiny little nipples went to France.
Director: What'd he just say? Check the prompter.
Technician: The prompter's fine.
Director: Evan, READ THE COPY. Please. The copy's good. Just read it.
Evan Baxter: The White House reception committee greeted the Prime Ribroast Minister and... I do the cha-cha like a sissy girl. I lik-a do da cha-cha. I'm sorry we seem to be having some technical difficulties. In other news
[breaks wind]
Evan Baxter: Ohhhh. My apologies. Bulla blah, bulla blabity bulla bla
[rapid unitelligible gibberish]
Evan Baxter: Blabity blab bulla blah
[explosive gibberish]
Evan Baxter: [continues for 35 seconds]
[vaguely Chinese]
Evan Baxter: Kaa kaa poo poo. PEE PEE
[nervous laugh]

[jclo3313]

Originally Posted by dvlnblkdrs

yup definitely... so sparkly! lol this is my first car thats not green, so thats a problem... lol thats y my first mod was to paint the center console green.. although its not the right green.. green is green..lol

It isn't easy being green.

[jclo3313]

Globo Gym Announcer: Tired of the same old you? Tired of being out of shape and out of luck with the opposite sex? Tired of being overweight and under-attractive?
White Goodman: [finshing a ride on the skis] Yeah! Oh, hello. I'm White Goodman, Owner, Operator, and Founder of Globo Gym America Corp, and I'm here to tell you that you don't have to be stuck with what ya got.
[a buffed Globo Gym member is lifting weights]
White Goodman: Hey, Rory. Looking good. Here at Globo Gym, we understand that "Ugliness" and "Fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.
White Goodman: [climbing on the rocky wall; grunts] And that's where we come in.
[evil laughter]
White Goodman: Globo Gym employs a highly-trained, quasi-cultural staff of personal alterational specialists. And with our competitively-priced on-site cosmetic surgery, we can turn that Frankenstein you see in the mirror every morning into a Franken-fine!
White Goodman: [wheels out a bandaged-like-a-mummy person in a wheelchair] Of course you'll still be you in a legal sense, but think of it as a thinner, more attractive, better you than you could ever become without us. How do I know? Well, I'm not only the founder of Globo Gym. I'm also a client.
[a picture of a 600-pound White Goodman from 14 years ago]
White Goodman: That's me. Six years and 600 pounds ago... before I knew how much I hated myself. But that all changed once I founded Globo Gym. But don't just take my word for it. Listen to these Globo-Gymers tell you how it is.

[jclo3313]

My buddy Luke behind the bar at Whirlyball.
luke with wig.JPG

[*MAD DOG*]

meep walka zoom

[jclo3313]

Penn State Mascot Suspended for DUI
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (Dec. 4) - The Penn State senior who plays the Nittany Lion mascot will miss the Rose Bowl after being suspended for violating team rules.
The school suspended James Sheep, of Chambersburg, Pa., on Thursday, a week and a half after being charged with DUI.
Mascots Gone WildPaul Spinelli, Getty Images15 photos The Penn State senior who plays the Nittany Lion mascot is suspended and will miss the Rose Bowl after being charged with DUI.

The university says Sheep will not participate in school events or attend the Rose Bowl game or events. Penn State cheerleading coach Curt White says Sheep will resume his duties in 2009.
University police say Sheep was pulled over on campus around 3:15 a.m. on Nov. 22, hours before Penn State's game against Michigan State. He was later charged with DUI and summary traffic violations.
The school says another member of the cheerleading squad will serve as mascot until Sheep returns.

Other Mascots Gone Wild
The Penn State senior who plays the Nittany Lion mascot is suspended and will miss the Rose Bowl after being charged with DUI. Click through for other cases of mascot misconduct.
One of the actors who played the Pittsburgh Steelers' team mascot, Steely McBeam, was arrested and accused of driving under the influence in April.

Benny the Bull got in hot water for shooting a T-shirt gun at two Celtics earlier in April. Unfortunately, this wasn't Benny's first brush with the law. He also got in trouble for hitting an off-duty police officer two years ago.

Last August, the Mariners' Moose drew the ire of Boston fans when he hit former Red Sox outfielder Coco Crisp with his ATV during a game in Seattle.

Flames mascot Harvey The Hound lost his ability to speak when Edmonton Oilers coach Craig MacTavish ripped his tongue out during a 2003 game in Calgary.

In March, there was a spectacular brawl between Oral Roberts' Eli the Eagle and IUPUI's Jawz the Jaguar.

The Oregon Duck got into a fight with Houston's Cougar last season, and earned himself him a suspension and a spot in the YouTube Hall of Fame.

The actress inside the Stanford Tree was fired in 2006 for being drunk on the job. Campus police spotted her taking nips from a flask during a basketball game.

You aren't even safe from mascots attacking at the beach. In March 2007, Lightning mascot Thunderbug was caught on video causing a ruckus at the shore.

The Titans' T-Rac was slapped with a lawsuit for a 2005 incident where he ran into former Saints quarterback Adrian McPherson. The rookie was injured and placed on injured reserve for the entire season.

[*MAD DOG*]

Me soooo fkn tired. Off to bed soon.

[33OH]

What time is it there?

[*MAD DOG*]

2:06AM Saturday 06 of Dec 2008

[33OH]

Wow. You're almost a whole day ahead of us. 10:07am Dec. 5th. (EST)

[*MAD DOG*]

When i visit LA i leave here (Melbourne) at 12:30pm and arrive at LAX at 7:30am the same day! even though i've been on a plane for 14 hours i travel back in time!

But when i leave LAX to MEL we leave on the 26th of Jan but dont arrive home till 28th Jan!

Time zones. HUH. What are they good for? Absoloutly Nothin say it again y'all

[jclo3313]

I used to live in Melbourne. Ok it was in Florida but I had to mention it.

[jclo3313]

I also live in Woodstock, only in GA, and I work in Roswell also in GA.

[*MAD DOG*]

Here it is pronounced Mel-Burn, In Florida I believe its Mel-bourne (like the bourne identity) even though it's spelt the same way.