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06-05-2009, 11:14 AM | #1 |
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A Yaris, a Lamborghini and a Ferrari Walk Into a Bar...
OK, here's the real joke...
My friend was driving down a deserted highway late one night when his Yaris ran out of gas (he wasn’t paying attention as it is such a rare event that a Yaris needs gas!). So he pulls off the road and turns on his flashers to get someone's attention to help him. Eventually, a Lamborghini Countach pulls up. "Any chance I could get a lift into town?" my friend asked. "I can do better than that," the man driving the Countach replied. "I've got a V-12 under this hood, I can tow you to the nearest town, no problem. Just honk your horn and flash your lights if I start going too fast." So they head off down the road and eventually come to a stoplight, when up pulls a Ferrari F40 with a V-10. The F40 began to rev its engine to get the Countach to race. The Countach revs its engine and the light turns green. They fly out of there, and about a half a mile down the road they pass a speed trap. The officer there watches them fly past and radios to base saying, "Base, you will not believe what I just saw! An F40 and a Countach were racing down the road doing about 160 MPH, with a little Yaris honking its horn and flashing its lights trying to pass them!" Cheers! M2 |
06-05-2009, 11:19 AM | #2 |
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Hah, good one.
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06-05-2009, 11:23 AM | #3 |
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:D:D:D:D
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06-05-2009, 11:52 AM | #4 |
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Good one!
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06-05-2009, 11:56 AM | #5 |
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i like that one
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06-05-2009, 12:31 PM | #6 |
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Nice.
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06-05-2009, 12:31 PM | #7 |
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LMAO! that was great!
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06-05-2009, 12:39 PM | #8 |
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hahahahaha get out of my way!
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06-05-2009, 12:42 PM | #9 |
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hahahaha fantastic!
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06-05-2009, 03:16 PM | #10 |
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That made my day. Thank You.
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06-05-2009, 04:13 PM | #11 |
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hahahahahaha
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06-05-2009, 05:19 PM | #12 |
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sweet
very nice
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06-05-2009, 05:40 PM | #13 |
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BEST STORY EVER!!!!!
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06-05-2009, 06:20 PM | #14 |
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06-05-2009, 06:57 PM | #15 |
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yup
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06-05-2009, 07:10 PM | #16 |
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i got one...
a yaris , a lamborghini and a porsche went into a bar.. lambo says: i can beat you mr porsche on a straight line drive any day.. porsche said: oh yah i can beat you on a slalom anyday.. yaris said: ...just to shut you guys up. i can beat both of you any given days.. lambo and porsche laughed and said: hahaha how the hell you gonna do that. yaris..said lets go..my rule . 0-700 km run non stop. and you 2 can drive as fast as you guys can. lolz.. |
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06-05-2009, 10:08 PM | #18 |
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LOL
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