If you came with a warning label, what would it say? - Page 2 - Toyota Yaris Forums

BailOut · 04-15-2009, 05:35 PM

"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness"

1stToyota · 04-15-2009, 05:40 PM

DANGER!
May be fatal or cause blindness if swallowed. Contents under pressure.

Altitude · 04-15-2009, 05:44 PM

If accidentally ingested, induce vomiting.

marcus · 04-15-2009, 06:11 PM

WARNING! " Beware I'll beat any mussle car on a 0-600 km straight run "

AlexNet0 · 04-15-2009, 06:23 PM

"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

SilverBack · 04-15-2009, 06:38 PM

firebob · 04-15-2009, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BailOut

"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness"

This is the one I need. I should get it printed on the next batch of our company golf shirts.

33OH · 04-16-2009, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexNet0

"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

Ah jeeze, I hate that too!!

eTiMaGo · 04-16-2009, 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIPNGAS

"Under Construction"

Or...if it's a good day..."Dangerous Curves Ahead".

don't you mean.... "slippery when wet"?

SIPNGAS · 04-16-2009, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eTiMaGo

don't you mean.... "slippery when wet"?

LOL

I guess that could work, too.

*tomato* · 04-16-2009, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexNet0

"No service after hours"

^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast

Here you go, just for you

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-app...ons/388b/zoom/

marcus · 04-16-2009, 01:55 PM

got one.. what about " beware!!...WARNING LABEL "

ChinoCharles · 04-16-2009, 02:10 PM

WARNING: Side effects may include LOL, WTF and OMGROFL

mikenacarato · 04-16-2009, 02:22 PM

me... "known in some states to cause cancer"

my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"

LtNoogie · 04-16-2009, 02:27 PM

Mine would say "Boobies make him smile"

KCALB SIRAY · 04-16-2009, 02:40 PM

Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract

SIPNGAS · 04-16-2009, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCALB SIRAY

Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract

Yes, these are OPERATING instructions....

not a warning label.

Whooo...that was HOT.

KCALB SIRAY · 04-16-2009, 02:57 PM

Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract. Releasing too fast could cause damage to the attached cable

04-15-2009, 05:35 PM	#19
BailOut Steals terrorist's lunch View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris Liftback Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Reno, Nevada, USA Posts: 1,299	"WARNING: Has no tolerance for bullshit, stupidity, flakiness or laziness" __________________ - Brian Share the Road I often carry 2 carpool passengers and mountain bikes or snowboards/skis over a 4,500 foot elevation difference. Click the graphic above to see my detailed mileage logs. Last edited by BailOut; 04-15-2009 at 07:40 PM.

04-15-2009, 05:40 PM	#20
1stToyota Drives: 2013 Chevy Spark 1LT 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 1,185	DANGER! May be fatal or cause blindness if swallowed. Contents under pressure. __________________ 1997 Lincoln Town Car - *SOLD* 2008 Scion xD (w/ automatic) - SOLD 2008 Yaris HB - SOLD

04-15-2009, 06:23 PM	#23
AlexNet0 View User's Garage Drives: '07 Yaris 3dr Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Rockland, ME Posts: 1,638	"No service after hours" ^Im only an IT pro during my working hours...lol after that my brain is like jelly on toast __________________ ---------- MI-YW ----------

04-15-2009, 06:38 PM	#24
SilverBack Joey View User's Garage Drives: '14 Scion xD 5-speed Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: El Monte, Ca Posts: 3,529	__________________ Formerly owned Met-Met. '07 Yaris LB 5-speed. A forum post should be like a skirt: Long enough to cover the subject but short enough to keep things interesting. "I don't have an anger problem. I have an idiot problem." -Hank Hill

04-16-2009, 02:27 PM	#33
LtNoogie View User's Garage Drives: '08 Bayou Blue LB AT Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: West Hills, CA Posts: 2,517	Mine would say "Boobies make him smile" __________________ aFe Intake \| Blitz Supercharger \| Megan Header \| TRD Exhaust \| NST Pulley Set TRD Shocks/Struts \| Tanabe NF210 Springs \| TRD Sway Bar \| Motegi TRAKLITE wheels \| Kuhmo Ecsta XS R1 Concepts slotted rotors \| Carbotech 1521 brake pads \| stainless steel brake lines \| Seibon vented carbon fiber hood

04-15-2009, 05:44 PM	#21
Altitude Drives: '08 LB MT Bayou Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,671	If accidentally ingested, induce vomiting.

04-15-2009, 06:11 PM	#22
marcus toyota View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,637	WARNING! " Beware I'll beat any mussle car on a 0-600 km straight run "

04-16-2009, 01:55 PM	#30
marcus toyota View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,637	got one.. what about " beware!!...WARNING LABEL "

04-16-2009, 02:10 PM	#31
ChinoCharles Banned Drives: LB Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OH Posts: 7,787	WARNING: Side effects may include LOL, WTF and OMGROFL

04-16-2009, 02:22 PM	#32
mikenacarato SIPNDEW View User's Garage Drives: 15 STI Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Brentwood, TN Posts: 2,281	me... "known in some states to cause cancer" my girlfriend... "read owners manual before operating"

04-16-2009, 02:40 PM	#34
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build Last edited by KCALB SIRAY; 04-16-2009 at 02:56 PM.

04-16-2009, 02:57 PM	#36
KCALB SIRAY それを吸ってください View User's Garage Drives: black sand lb Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Virginia Posts: 8,894	Caution: To engage hand brake, grasp and pull gently. To release, press slightly with thumb over end and allow the excess length to retract. Releasing too fast could cause damage to the attached cable __________________ http://lifesdailypimpslap.tumblr.com/#me My Build

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