Interior LED Ricey Problem

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So... i am very stupid LAWL. I bought these LED strip things on eBay. Umm.. i just looked on at a few diagrams here and there and thought "hey, lets just splice stuff together and see if it works." And to finish this sad post, no my LED things still don't work. i'll explain it with pictures because everyone loves pictures !!

So this is what i received ($0.99 + $ 0.99 S/H.. not bad~)


Now here is the problem, i have these two wire things on it: one is red and the other is white


So stupid me, i used this thing......


to splice the red wire from my cheap LED strip to the blue part of this thing in the car, and spliced the white wire from my cheap LED strip to the pink part of this thing in the car, like so-


So yeah.. overall, the LED Strip thing doesn't even work and... i don't even know how to take out the splicing thing from the wires LOLOLOLOL... any help please? I wanted the LED strip to turn on when i opened the car door.