Real life funny stories

[eTiMaGo]

Thanks Gene, those gave me some good laughs

Lemme see what I can dredge up from my memory... A real dastardly prank to start off...

As some of you may know, my parents run a small hotel down in Phuket, a local tourist destination. So, we got to meet some very interesting people over the years. But, one of the regulars was a young french guy, Wilfrid, who was always really cool and kinda like a big brother to me.

So, one day, I'm about 17 or 18, he's here on vacation, but his arm was in a sling because he had played frisbee on the beach, fell and landed awkwardly on his elbow, breaking it.

I was due to leave the next day (I was in a boarding school in Malaysia), so we went out on the town for a few drinks and chat up the local female population...

Of course, because of his arm sling, everyone was always asking him what happened, how did he break it, etc... So I though I'd have a good laugh... Because it was a bit hard for him to explain properly, I ever-so-helpfully told him a phrase in Thai that would make it clearer...

So for half the night he was telling girls the reason for his broken elbow was masturbation

After a while I just couldn't hold my laughter anymore and told him He was a good sport about it though!!!