Rap Battle

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

Once upon a crime in a land fart fart away
lived a douchebag wonder Tiny Giant
who thought he was defiant
Oh yeah he could rhyme and do bitches
but now his cock itches
some call it syphilis

Your so fat your belly bounces more than your avatar
and you drive a yaris cause you couldnt afford a bigger car.
You don't needs springs cause you've already got the weight
Forget neons cause your car lights up and scrapes when you bring a date.

I don't mean to madd dog on something you cant control
but i'm off the charts like your cholesterol

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

Your so fat your belly bounces more than your avatar
and you drive a yaris cause you couldnt afford a bigger car.
You don't needs springs cause you've already got the weight
Forget neons cause your car lights up and scrapes when you bring a date.

I don't mean to madd dog on something you cant control
but i'm off the charts like your cholesterol

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

you said i snorted crack, which is wack
so i cocked my fist .....and fired back
sorry if i hit a soft spot, wait i'll stop

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

I'm 6'4" and the master of disaster
you shoot you mouth off at me and it'll be in plaster
you'll be outta action and in traction

Tiny your rhymes are cool
but sometimes cruel
like that time you told me to lose weight
and eat nothin' but gruel

On the rap circut we could be krew
real rap brothers through and through
we could go world tour
starting down under

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

oh and if i went down under,
i surely wouldnt rap
i'd snorkle all day ,
lay on the beach taking naps


you seem like a cool chap,
you say cheers and mate
fighting kangaroos
then taking em on dates

if fosters is Australian for beer
then mad dog must be Australian for queer

lol.. sorry..... i couldn't resist
heck its a rap battle we're supposed to dis

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

[eTiMaGo]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

If you went down under
you would hear the thunder
you better run
you better take cover

We don't date kangaroos
We shoot em
Not root em.
But whatever floats your boat,
you might root a goat.

Fosters is the imposters
No one drinks that shyte
We here drink beer
VB, Carlton Draught or Carlton Cold
are a few that are sold.

If you're queer
that's ok
but over here we call that GAY!

yo yo yo fo' shizzle ma austrizzle,
here we be chillin in our yarizzle

(OK I suck at rhyming
maybe it's just bad timing?)