Rap Battle

[ChinoCharles]

You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL