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12-20-2009, 12:10 PM | #1 |
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More on Tigers Woods for the Golfers
A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, Tiger Woods was right, when he said, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home!
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12-20-2009, 12:16 PM | #2 |
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Maybe a chuckle, but no laugh.
There must be better jokes. |
12-20-2009, 02:37 PM | #3 |
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Why did Tiger hit both a hydrant and a tree?
He couldn't decide if he should hit an iron or a wood...
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12-20-2009, 02:39 PM | #4 |
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The cops asked Elin how many times she hit Tiger with the golf club.
She replied, "Oh, put me down for a five..."
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12-20-2009, 10:37 PM | #5 |
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Best one!
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12-21-2009, 02:02 AM | #6 |
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Since his little affairs have come to light, several of Tiger Woods' sponsors have dropped him.
However, Pfizer has decided to sponsor him. They are making a new drug called "Tiagra".(They even claim that it's good for 18 holes !!).
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12-21-2009, 09:22 PM | #7 |
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Tiger with a driver. What's the difference with an Escalade and a golf ball.
400 yds. I don't know. The tiger jokes aren't that funny. What's the difference between Tiger and a moron. Nothing, they're both losers. Tiger just changed his name........Cheetah. |
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