Bitch, Rant, Complain...

[tomato]

OPEN LETTER TO THE D***CHE ON A BIKE WHO ATTACKED MY YARIS THIS MORNING:

1) Riding a bike is hard, and I have respect for you for doing this in an urban area, but that doesn't mean that you can ride in the middle of the road and stop right there when you feel like it, without any regard for the flow of traffic behind you. If you don't know where you're going, pull over to the right and ask someone for directions or something, but don't just stop there in the middle of the road and halt the flow of traffic behind you. That creates a dangerous condition. Move over to the right side of the road, at least.

2) When I honk at you to signal that I'm going to go around you, because clearly you don't realize there are cars behind you, DO NOT, and I repeat DO NOT, turn around and insult me, and let me know how much you hate cars. I don't care how you feel. I'm just trying to get to work, so not a good time to tell me about your feelings. Plus I got other cars behind me, so you see, I need to get out of the way, too.

3) Hating cars is one thing, but when you then turned around and rammed your bike repeatedly into the door of my car to make sure I really understand how much you hate cars, let me tell you dude, you're lucky you didn't get a taste of my baseball bat right across your lame ass face. I don't care if you hate cars, I don't care if your wife left you this morning, I don't care if hurts when you pee lately, or if you haven't had sex since the Reagan administration. In short, I DON'T CARE what your fucking problem is. DON'T EVER TRY AGAIN TO CAUSE DAMAGE TO MY YARIS OR I'll give you a good reason to hate cars.