Rap Battle

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Did he just say turd? You gotta be kiddin...
The smell is coming from right where you were sittin.
Your rhymes are so weak they need protein shakes
And even then the atrophy is too much to take.
Its like a third grader picked up a thesaurus
And threw some darts at it, poked it till pourus
And all of the verbs that he happened to hit
Ended up in his rhymes, which again, smell like...
Aw, I couldn't say such a horrible word.
I guess you were right, we'll just stick with turd.

You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

:P

P.S. Good game guys good game. No hate. Just for Fun!

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

so im emo, tattooed, and got some piercings
doesnt change the fact that when i step up im spitting
and im white as casper, skinny as stretch
but i can throw down 100g's and cover the bet
and yea both our cars are pretty damn sweet
but im no less lethal when i drop the beat

this rhyme wasn't good when i read it
so i put in between some bread and e'd it
when i pooped it out
it still stunk just as bad
which is still aight.. for the president of G.L.A.D

okay, fine , i'll admit it
it was actually pretty good
the words all rhymed
and it bounced where it should

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by gwasabi

P.S. Good game guys good game. No hate. Just for Fun!

i'm glad more people are getting into it .. its fun :) stretch the brain a little :)

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

you like to drop the the f-bomb
like it makes a point
just says your a delinquent
and should be in the joint

but I'll admit it
i' like emo too
heck i'm a music promoter,
and a metal dude


if you drop the f-bomb
when you be raggin
sure the mods
will start to do the flaggin

luckily for you ...they invented the Astrix
or you'd be getting yelled at and def'ly get your butt kicked...

to me, curses set atop a sentence like a cherry
perhaps, in a past life i was a sailor, like jerry
and yea, i like music, maybe a band or two
nothin like rockin some BTBAM then Frou Frou
so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by jeremyshay

to me, curses set atop a sentence like a cherry
perhaps, in a past life i was a sailor, like jerry
and yea, i like music, maybe a band or two
nothin like rockin some BTBAM then Frou Frou
so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

Worth a bill?
which one?
you talking bout the one with george washington on?

That's a pitty
that aint worth nothin
and j lo's ass?
well, it aint really that pretty

your certainly right
that's what yoda would say
he'd also tell ya
"James bond you are? he is totally gay"

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

like j-lo's booty i'm prolly worth a bil
and like james bond i certainly shoot to kill
"so violent, you are" as yoda would prolly say
you seem to like violence as much as we say gay

if you're james bond, call me double-o 6
runnin through the jungle with xenia, runnin this sh*t
bailin on MI-6, and fakin my death
you're stunned, speachless, cant take a breath
so keep goin on with these silly games
but i leave you with this, "for england james?"

[ChinoCharles]

You white boys cant rap
all I read is bunch of crap
blah blah this and blah blah that
go back to school and start with cat in the hat
atrophy protein thesaurus and pourus
that would be an english lesson for many of us
but your using a dictionary
and unfortunately
its the same story
as a 13 year old reading rhymes from a nursery

your not half as bad
I will give you that
but even your chick holla
"Gwasabi's rhymes are phat!"

You know what else is phat?
not your wang, thats a fact
well at least that's what she told me last night
when she was in my pants!

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.

you do have some skills, but your whiter than my rump
you're face is pretty ugly like your neck just threw up

Chino charles .. is that ma-chino like the cherry
prolly the case cause your fruity like a Mary

my beats are bouncy like your beady lil eyes
but your gayness like mcdonalds came super sized

Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

lol which ones? the 007 lines or DCFC/Jlo?

[ChinoCharles]

Jlo!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now...
Oh my lord, it hurts, ow, ow!

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Jlo!!!! I'm laughing so hard right now...
Oh my lord, it hurts, ow, ow!

gracias!

[ChinoCharles]

so go ahead, hop on in my death cab, cutie
so i can beat you till your face is swoll as j-lo's booty

BAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[KCALB SIRAY]

As I sit here ready to go
I'm sure Chuck's thinking, I'm ready to "flow"
Little does he know, that getting mud for turtle
doesn't really matter if it's from his aunt Mertle
His previous rhymes were nothing short of a fluke
But using your dog to make Joey puke!?


later guys

[gwasabi]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

gwasabi, enjoy your rhymes while you've got time.
I just talked to your Mom, you're to be in bed by nine.
See, that time I dissed on you with tiny words
So you could follow along, take notes and learn.



Tiny Giant, I mean... where do I start...
Its like Steve from Blues Clues, if he shopped at Wal-Mart.
See, my rhymes are condition critical, red alert
And they ain't on sale, like that stupid red shirt.
Boy, you need some style... take a t-t-t-tip from me,
Theres nothing hardcore 'bout Salvation Army.
Before you start rhymin' and spittin' and mackin'
Change your AV, you look like you got caught whackin'.

J SHAY ROFL your last two lines ROFLROFLROFLROFL

I aint the only one enjoying my rhymes,
i told you bro your chick all over my lines.
Woah, dude, hold up man my mom just called yo
she said "Your friend's mad. what was his name? Chino?
He said your with his girlfriend. is that true?
Well come home boy, it's past your curfew.
And that girl of his, bring her with you.
and maybe you'll get some with her in bed too"
Holy cow! What a day! I'm luckier than most!
Rap battlin with the chino on this pretty awesome post.
Too bad your not a real challenge,im sorry but I gotta say
Whos up next, chino get outta the way.

[gwasabi]

no hate no hate!

[ChinoCharles]

Its all in good fun, dude, relax, relax,
Now having said that, time to kick your rhyme's ass.

I like how you put a "the" in front of my name,
A sign of respect for an OG in this game.
I usually battle the post, maybe not the person,
But your rhyme was so weak, its almost a diversion,
So lets ignore the rest and get sick lyrical
As it should be, cuz my words are a damn miracle
But in all fairness, I've had a lot of practice
Punkin' kids who think a mic is rights for a rap disc
I've done it all kid, hip-hop and rock
Ask Thomas's ringer, I've even done pop
I eat music for breakfast and crap it out before bed
But not before talkin' to your Mom, like I said.
See I do this all day son, get paid to play son,
Go out a single man, come home a king son
You're playing a little bit outta your league, son...
You said my chick... but hey, which one?
Specify, rectify, stupify, spit,
Captivate, animate, entertain, sh!t,
But before you tell me those words were too large,
Didn't they tell you? I make the rules, I'm in charge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

[jeremyshay]

Originally Posted by ChinoCharles

Its all in good fun, dude, relax, relax,
Now having said that, time to kick your rhyme's ass.

I like how you put a "the" in front of my name,
A sign of respect for an OG in this game.
I usually battle the post, maybe not the person,
But your rhyme was so weak, its almost a diversion,
So lets ignore the rest and get sick lyrical
As it should be, cuz my words are a damn miracle
But in all fairness, I've had a lot of practice
Punkin' kids who think a mic is rights for a rap disc
I've done it all kid, hip-hop and rock
Ask Thomas's ringer, I've even done pop
I eat music for breakfast and crap it out before bed
But not before talkin' to your Mom, like I said.
See I do this all day son, get paid to play son,
Go out a single man, come home a king son
You're playing a little bit outta your league, son...
You said my chick... but hey, which one?
Specify, rectify, stupify, spit,
Captivate, animate, entertain, sh!t,
But before you tell me those words were too large,
Didn't they tell you? I make the rules, I'm in charge.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km22zWPz4uY

[gwasabi]

Doin it for years you say? That's too bad
looks like you need more practice buddy, just a tad.

I see why your flows a joke, it's easy to say
It's not hard to make shit for music when it comes out the other way
I wonder what it's like, coming home the king of gays
Wait till your mom finds out, oh boy that'll be the day.

captivate animate entertain shit?
popping locking docking mocking hit!
I can rhyme couple words if that's fine and dandy
but that's not what we're tryin to do, alright buddy?

accept your rank, make your bank, do what you like everyday
as for me compared to you? well I'm ahead of the game.
When you catch up, let me know and spit me your flow.
Until then please refrain, BTW thats a cute show.