Rap Battle

[TinyGiant]

okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

This is all in good fun.. roast all you want but be prepared to take it too :)



So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

the defiant giant fat cat,
sat on the mat,
stroking his bitches and hoes,
he pulled out his bag of cocaine
and snorted it up his nose!

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

the defiant giant fat cat,
sat on the mat,
stroking his bitches and hoes,
he pulled out his bag of cocaine
and snorted it up his nose!

i can rip rhymes and I can rip farts too
but neither of them would stink as bad as you do

I came to battle,
so i'll bring the mic and you bring the saddle
cause i'm gonna ride you harder than when i made your sister rattle

she was good,
i'm sorry..
but this isnt milton bradley and she was easier than atari

i'm sorry that my time is now gone.. cause now we gotta listen to you.. i'm already feeling a yawn

[enobmort42]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

okay ... here is a little something to keep some of us busy.


I dont really like rap per say.. but i find rhyming fun :)


I'll post first.. with a little rhyme as an intro and then the next person will rhyme a little attatcking me..

and we'll go back and forth for a while..

if someone wants to join in just attack the last person that posted ..

it could get confusing .. have fun with it .. and try to keep it pg pg-13 (limit the language.. )


quote the rhyme you are responding to :)

So here is the kickoff I guess



hey, I'm Tiny, the 6'1" Giant, with big dreams and aspirations, and a little defiance. Put up your dukes and get read to throw fists, this is a rap battle get are you ready for this?

My name is Bobby,
I rap pretty ill.
My game is probably,
gonna give u a thrill.
I crush tiny dudes,
whether it's small or 6'2";
When they're giantly small,
I'll smash em...
and make 'em like you.

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

i can rip rhymes and I can rip farts too
but neither of them would stink as bad as you do

I came to battle,
so i'll bring the mic and you bring the saddle
cause i'm gonna ride you harder than when i made your sister rattle

she was good,
i'm sorry..
but this isnt milton bradley and she was easier than atari

i'm sorry that my time is now gone.. cause now we gotta listen to you.. i'm already feeling a yawn

Once upon a crime in a land fart fart away
lived a douchebag wonder Tiny Giant
who thought he was defiant
Oh yeah he could rhyme and do bitches
but now his cock itches
some call it syphilis

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

Once upon a crime in a land fart fart away
lived a douchebag wonder Tiny Giant
who thought he was defiant
Oh yeah he could rhyme and do bitches
but now his cock itches
some call it syphilis

Your so fat your belly bounces more than your avatar
and you drive a yaris cause you couldnt afford a bigger car.
You don't needs springs cause you've already got the weight
Forget neons cause your car lights up and scrapes when you bring a date.

I don't mean to madd dog on something you cant control
but i'm off the charts like your cholesterol

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

My name is Bobby,
I rap pretty ill.
My game is probably,
gonna give u a thrill.
I crush tiny dudes,
whether it's small or 6'2";
When they're giantly small,
I'll smash em...
and make 'em like you.

Bobby is a loser, he'll never be a winner
bobby's rhymes are as dissapointing as finding a pube in your dinner

[*MAD DOG*]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

Your so fat your belly bounces more than your avatar
and you drive a yaris cause you couldnt afford a bigger car.
You don't needs springs cause you've already got the weight
Forget neons cause your car lights up and scrapes when you bring a date.

I don't mean to madd dog on something you cant control
but i'm off the charts like your cholesterol

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by *MAD DOG*

All is fair in rap and war
we all know your mums an easy score
Picking on me cause i'm fat
I ain't down with that

aight well i can step it down a notch
for an aussie you're prolly pretty hot
I'm 6'1" 145lbs and super skinny
I'd prolly trade yarises if i lived in your city
more brains than brawn
I wouldnt do your mom
just having rappin fun didnt mean to harm

ha ha i did a rap apologize
grab a little hanky , rid the tears from your eyes

[YAR1S]

haha you guys are too funny :D

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by YAR1S

haha you guys are too funny :D

hey hey that did seem to rhyme to me..
now you've opened yourself up to lil scrutiny.

"i'm bored. lets chat: melons fo real"

what? really? melons for real?

[YAR1S]

hehe :p

[enobmort42]

Originally Posted by TinyGiant

Bobby is a loser, he'll never be a winner
bobby's rhymes are as dissapointing as finding a pube in your dinner

tiny can't rap,
as his mom can put out.
but he ain't a hack,
as some people shout

[TinyGiant]

whoops.. had too many tabs open and posted in the wrong thread.. ignore that

[dvlnblkdrs]

too bad the dates are wrong, too much smoke in that bong...

[enobmort42]

you "lol" like its no one's business
but can u keep wit da rhyme,
but when u post up in here,
ya got nothin' but time.

if we ain't gonna botha'
with yo' nonsense and holla',
then there's no sense in keepin'
with yo' pointlessness 'n jarg'n!

[yaris-me]

[TinyGiant]

Originally Posted by enobmort42

you "lol" like its no one's business
but can u keep wit da rhyme,
but when u post up in here,
ya got nothin' but time.

if we ain't gonna botha'
with yo' nonsense and holla',
then there's no sense in keepin'
with yo' pointlessness 'n jarg'n!

from your pic ,it looks, like you prolly work at hollister or abercrombie
50-100 dolla jeans a consumer zombie
and Girls, they prolly always be starin
not because your hot, its the socks and flip flops you be wearing

Floridas the land of the weird and the old
wearing snow coats when its not even cold
I could go down there in the dead of your winter in the mornin

(beat changes)

sitting by the pool in a speedo
girlys wouldnt think it was neato
i be 6'1' whiter than a ghost
but i'd still be spitting rhymes
and owning the whole coast