HAPPY CANADA DAY!! - Toyota Yaris Forums

toy_toronto · 06-30-2011, 02:21 PM

!!!! !!!!

If your local Dairy Queen is open from September through May,
you may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store
offers you assistance and they don't work there,
you may live in Canada .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
you may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
with someone who dialled a wrong number,
you may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
south of Detroit for the weekend,
you may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours,
you may live in Canada .

If you know several people
who have hit a deer more than once,
you may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
in the same day and back again,
you may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
during a raging blizzard without flinching,
you may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked,
you may live in Canada .

If you carry jumpers in your car
and your wife knows how to use them,
you may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume
to fit over a snowsuit,
you may live in Canada . (done that!)

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
you're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
you may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter
because the potholes are filled with snow,
you may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons:
almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
you may live in Canada .

If you have more miles
on your snow blower than your car,
you may live in Canada .

If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
you may live in Canada .

If you are outside barbequing on a Saturday night,
at -40, wearing a parka and sipping a beer,
you may live in Canada .

!!!! !!!!

marcus · 06-30-2011, 02:27 PM

Right Back At yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toy_toronto · 06-30-2011, 08:30 PM

You guys should check out the Toronto Ribfest (yummy). It's happening this Canada day weekend: http://www.torontoribfest.com/

Can't wait to have ribs and pulled pork!

-toy

MUSKOKA800 · 07-01-2011, 12:42 PM

Happy, Happy to ALL!

06-30-2011, 02:21 PM	#1
toy_toronto always toyin' View User's Garage Drives: 2010 5-Dr Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tarrana, Canada Posts: 472	HAPPY CANADA DAY!! !!!! !!!! If your local Dairy Queen is open from September through May, you may live in Canada . If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Canada . If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Canada . If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialled a wrong number, you may live in Canada . If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Detroit for the weekend, you may live in Canada . If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Canada . If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Canada . If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you may live in Canada . If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you may live in Canada . If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Canada . If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Canada . If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Canada . (done that!) If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 90 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Canada . If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you may live in Canada . If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you may live in Canada . If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Canada . If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada . If you are outside barbequing on a Saturday night, at -40, wearing a parka and sipping a beer, you may live in Canada . !!!! !!!! __________________ - Procrastinators of the world unite! ...tomorrow. My Garage.. 'Mild' Drop & Misc..2-DIN GPS/Navi..DIY:Rear Wiper Delay..Ramps/Roll-Ups..Rain Sensing Wipers / Auto-Headlamps

06-30-2011, 02:27 PM	#2
marcus toyota View User's Garage Drives: 2007 Yaris RS Blazed Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: toronto, canada Posts: 3,637	Right Back At yah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit!!!!!! "Horsepower is how fast you hit the object. Torque is how far you move that object.."

06-30-2011, 08:30 PM	#3
toy_toronto always toyin' View User's Garage Drives: 2010 5-Dr Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Tarrana, Canada Posts: 472	You guys should check out the Toronto Ribfest (yummy). It's happening this Canada day weekend: http://www.torontoribfest.com/ Can't wait to have ribs and pulled pork! -toy __________________ - Procrastinators of the world unite! ...tomorrow. My Garage.. 'Mild' Drop & Misc..2-DIN GPS/Navi..DIY:Rear Wiper Delay..Ramps/Roll-Ups..Rain Sensing Wipers / Auto-Headlamps

07-01-2011, 12:42 PM	#4
MUSKOKA800 Drives: Scion FRS RS2, ‘21 Crosstrek Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Chatham, Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,729	Happy, Happy to ALL! __________________ TRD Upgrades: 18" Wheels wrapped in 215/35/18 PZero's, Sportivo Shocks/Struts, Lowering Springs, Swaybar, Axle-Back Exhaust, Oil Cap, Rad Cap, Signage. Aftermarket Goodies: Piggies SS, K&N Drop-In, Blitz S/C, DC Header, NST Pulley) Toyota Options/Accessories: Sport Pedal Covers, Sport Shift Knob, Ipod Interface, Summer Mats, Winter Mats, Cruise Control, Auto-Dim Mirror, Echo steelies with winter boots.

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