JC Whitney Car...does anyone know what I mean?

[jdium]

This is an inside term between me and some close friends. But the idea is that the car in question has everything that is available for it stuck to it. There is typically a lot of chrome involved. Not to be racist, but there is often a mexican flag or a horn that plays La Cucaracha involved...

I'm only mentioning this because a lot of the cars or questions posted on this site are making me think of JC Whitney cars:

How do I put this fake carbon fiber on? How do I get my car so sit on the ground so I can never drive it? How do I get my car to sound like a flock of pissed off Cucaracha's? Why is my alternator glowing after 3 minutes of my stereo drawing 135 amps? Why do my 255/45/20 tires rub, they fit on my Expedition? How does my skull shift knob make my pleathor interior look? Will my rooftop carrier carry my chrome vespa? How does this snow plow blade make my car look? Does this 19 inch tach look too rice? Why won't tuner shops listen to me when I say I want a Supra engine with quad turbos in my Yaris? Why can't I use jet fuel instead of Costco fuel in my Yaris? Who makes the best jet fuel? If I use jet fuel as a wax, is it better that Zaino? If I mix Zaino in with my Techron, will I become airborn with my rooftop carrier and my Kaminari kit? Why do people laugh at me when I say that my intake/exhaust car makes 165 hp? Where do I get Yaris-length curb feelers?...

I came to this site looking for good info for my new 07 blazing blue 5sp Lb. I found good info. But the nouget hurts my teeth...

Truely sorry if I described your curb feelers, honestly, no offense intended, but just had to drunken vent...