HIGH OCTANE FUELS

[Henry G.]

Ruffy youre a clever one, I've seen your type before on the internet. Here's the common M.O.:
You work your way into a board, make a couple introductory posts while of course making yourself look good (the bragging about how you chewed the dealer way down below invoice) and then target an opinionated and likely easy target (me). You then post the opposite opinion, politely of course only at first, provide a reference or two to back your claim, meanwhile not providing any actual information gleaned from your personal experience, or relative to the subject at hand. When the victim "takes the bait" and engages even remotely in any kind of name calling (cheap bastard, which I did not specifically call you) you spring into action as the offended but above it all intellectual, still not talking about the subject, or any personal experience.
Then you set your trap: You engage in name calling even worse (the not so subtle personal reference to my employement or lack thereof, the reading thing and sucking a golf ball thing) which of course will drive the victim into making outrageous and violent threats, condescending and illogical remarks way off topic, thereby publicly confirming the victims total lack of intellectual and emotional stability (so how did that go?)
Then (boy this is getting complicated) YOU post the rules that define how this whole thing should be really interpreted by others which of course is an elaborate spider web which should polish off the victim for good. This is acheived because the rules state that if the victim refutes any of the rules or name calling, he is of course fits that description perfectly and is "trolling". By this time you still have yet to provide any valid observations, personal experiences or information, have ignored that many of the things that you have in fact said is hypocritical crap that violate your own rules and fit your own provided definitions of the sophisticated villian name you chose to bestow on me (Contrarian Troll?; I think some band geek called me that in 7th grade or was that in a game of D&D?). SO it is with great honor that I gloriously take the slap in the face with your imported Corinthian leather glove, and respond: TROLL!
Go Dodgers!!