Official Richard Holdener who wants to buy an intake manifold list

[TheRealEnth]

I will give you a free intake if you can tell me what the three forms of charge filling are associated with an intake design. You may have guessed by now that there is much more to an intake manifold than your previous description (we call the earlier comments sarcasm). I'll throw in a free long-tube header if you can tell me what the problem is asssociated with combining the three forms. You have all of the internet and every book ever written to source the information-you have 1 week.

Ok Here i go... charge filling .. what is that layman's speak! The only 3 things you'll need are as follows: Duck Tape.. Aluminum.. and some more ducktape with coke... ok here i go

The problem with combining these 3 so called "charge fillings" is that.. As you many know, Coke doesn't go well with aluminum. So the trick is not to touch them. You get sheets of aluminum and put them in the right places... duck tape them together right? Then drink some coke along the way, but don't drink all of it you will need some later. Once you've buffed out the ruffs you add some more duck tape then buff again. Once it's all done.... You get the remaining coke, should be 240 ml of it. you pour some through the system and make sure there are no leaks. Bingo you've got yourself a beautiful top of the line intake manifold. The remaining coke is used to pour on the manifold itself as to give it a tint.(the coke can only go on at this point.. Before and it will destroy the aluminum.. after and it will not tint) Makes for a great tint for car shows... Viola!

P.S. does this mean ill be getting a mani and a header? Gosh Darnit I Hope so!